Evil Plan (tm) Mwhahahahahahahahaha!
Monday, August 11th, 2003 06:14 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
lizziecMine
Your objective is simple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first kidnap a pope. This will cause the world to swallow nervously, overwhelmed by your arrival. Who is this threat to our children? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an evil twin/opposite?
Stage Two
Next, you must vaporize the Internet. This will all be done from a medieval castle, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will lose their minds, as countless hordes of evil clowns hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must reveal to the world your opening of the seven seals, bringing about horrors beyond man's comprehension. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare sabotage your music career. Everyone will bow before your unbreakable will, and the world will have no choice but to worship the ground you walk on.
Mamma's
Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a superman. This will cause the world to whisper among themselves, overwhelmed by your arrival. Who is this criminal mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Stage Two
Next, you must sabotoge the Eiffel Tower. This will all be done from a abandoned church, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of mean english teachers hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must tauntingly wave your plague of doom, bringing about horrors beyond man's comprehension. Your name shall become synonymous with fear, and no man will ever again dare point and laugh. Everyone will bow before your extraordinary charisma, and the world will have no choice but to elect you dictator for life.
Philip's
Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first clone a chosen one. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, alarmed by your arrival. Who is this unholy menace? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in battle armor?
Stage Two
Next, you must vaporize the Eiffel Tower. This will all be done from a abandoned church, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must activate your plague of doom, bringing about a 1984 police state. Your name shall become synonymous with slaughter, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your mystical abilities, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.
Make your evil plan here
Your objective is simple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first kidnap a pope. This will cause the world to swallow nervously, overwhelmed by your arrival. Who is this threat to our children? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an evil twin/opposite?
Stage Two
Next, you must vaporize the Internet. This will all be done from a medieval castle, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will lose their minds, as countless hordes of evil clowns hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must reveal to the world your opening of the seven seals, bringing about horrors beyond man's comprehension. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare sabotage your music career. Everyone will bow before your unbreakable will, and the world will have no choice but to worship the ground you walk on.
Mamma's
Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a superman. This will cause the world to whisper among themselves, overwhelmed by your arrival. Who is this criminal mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Stage Two
Next, you must sabotoge the Eiffel Tower. This will all be done from a abandoned church, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of mean english teachers hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must tauntingly wave your plague of doom, bringing about horrors beyond man's comprehension. Your name shall become synonymous with fear, and no man will ever again dare point and laugh. Everyone will bow before your extraordinary charisma, and the world will have no choice but to elect you dictator for life.
Philip's
Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first clone a chosen one. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, alarmed by your arrival. Who is this unholy menace? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in battle armor?
Stage Two
Next, you must vaporize the Eiffel Tower. This will all be done from a abandoned church, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must activate your plague of doom, bringing about a 1984 police state. Your name shall become synonymous with slaughter, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your mystical abilities, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.
Make your evil plan here
