Funny letter and other stoof

[lizziec]

"Dear Your Majesty,
I hope you don't mine my asking, but can you not tell your Government to curb all these asylum seekers from coming and living off the backs of the men and women of this country. I wouldn't mind but they get the best of everything, houses, health and money, whhile we have had to work for what we have, everything is going to pot, out beloved country is being torn apart, I have friends and relatives who are seriously thinking of emigrating, over what your ministers are doing. Your Majesty, I'm not blaming you for what is happening but I thought you would like to know how your subjects are feeling.
I do hope you are feeling better after your knee operation, you are in my prayers,
Yours Faithfully,
[name witheld by editor ;)]

I think a lot of the comedy value of that letter was that it started off in buckingham palace and was now, 3 months later being handled by the lowest of the low...and not even permanent staff...in the pokiest building in Croydon :D

Had lunch with Chris today which was lovely. We had a good talk. :D He great.

Had nosebleed on the bus home...no tissues so used scrunchie instead :/ How glamourous am I...

Only did an hour or so of deep-store...shows how much better I am at my real duties. Doesn't take that much learning and me being me have pushed to learn stuff before someone thinks I should know it so I'm a week or so ahead of where I should be wrt what I'm doing. All of it non-computery. Hopefully I'll get my login tomorrow, if I do then I'll be off deep-store more or less permanently as then I can doo all of the things I'm supposed to be able to. Go me and Go Intitative. \o/


Your life should be a Documentary.
Your life is droll, dry and dull. A late night
feature on PBS, you shouldn't be shown during
the annual fund drive. Basic information is
fine, but my god, TMI!


Your Life Should Be A Movie
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hmm...ok...that one mebbe an ickle bit right ;)


You aren't vengeful at all. People probably walk
all over you. Wake up, and stand up for
yourself! Don't let some jerk treat you like
his B! Take charge, it's ok to be peaceful, but
sometimes you need to fight back!


What's your type of vengeance?
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O.O What you all fink? *Trapper not too sure about that one*


You are a Sphinx! You are mocked for your unusual
appearance, but you are very loving and
devoted. People just need to give you a
chance!


What breed of cat are you?
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possibly... :P


What Keeps You Going?
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again...mebbe...