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[livejournal.com profile] lisaofdoom posted about this on her LJ and I thought it was sufficiently funny that it had to be shared some more:

What if people bought cars like they buy computers?

My favourite one:
Helpline:
"General Motors Helpline, how can I help you?"
Customer:
"Hi! I just bought my first car, and I chose your car because it has automatic transmission, cruise control, power steering, power brakes, and power door locks."
Helpline:
"Thanks for buying our car. How can I help you?"
Customer:
"How do I work it?"
Helpline:
"Do you know how to drive?"
Customer:
"Do I know how to what?"
Helpline:
"Do you know how to DRIVE?"
Customer:
"I'm not a technical person! I just want to go places in my car!"


ION: I'm babysitting John today for half an hour - he's known as spottyman at the moment as he has Chicken Pox and is absolutely covered! After that ben and I are off to buy our christmas tree. Yay :D Pictures later. Maybe ;)

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